Time for a New HOG!
- Feb 2, 2015
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Groundhogs day is one of those things that hundreds of years from now people are going to look back and wonder what was wrong with us. In 2015 I’m a little confused to why this is a thing. Phil brings us nothing but disappointment every year. I can’t remember the last time this guy didn’t run back into hos hole after seeing his shadow. Why are we letting a creature that is afraid of his own shadow predict our weather? And why not go with Piglet from Winnie The Pooh? He was afraid of everything… but he was personable. I say we replace the groundhog with a baby pig they are much smarter, and if he hides from his shadow we can eat him!
~Ethan Asher

























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