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Camps parents WISH were real...

School's out, so are the skeeters and so are parents...out of their minds because of whining kids. Time for summer camps! Yay! Here are some camps parents WISH were a real thing:

1. The “I’m Bored” Camp- Saying you’re bored at this aquatic camp is a slippery slope! Your kid will spend hours sitting on the platform of a dunk tank. Then, each time they mutter “I’m bored!” volunteer parents will throw a ball at the dunk tank’s target, hoping to plunge them into the icy cold water! (Yes, that is your mom holding the ball.

2. Camp "Pick-Up-Undies"-At this camp, there is NO laying around! Lazy campers will be roused from their bunks via small electric shocks attached to their cots so they can participate in fun games like "Sock Matching" and "Fold The Fitted Sheet" as well as the "Underwear Scavenger Hunt". Good times await!

3.Disney Channel Deprogramming Camp- For the kid who has it all, including: sassy come-backs, overacting and other annoying traits that Disney shows are famous for. This super-fun camp lets kids choose between watching C-Span or playing outside with a stick.

Weekdays 6-10 am

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